He Got the Crazy Eyes

Remember that 80's show, Growing Pains? Remember teen heartthrob, Kirk Cameron? Kinda cute, right? A little devilish looking, a little dumb, but kinda cute. Well, I always knew he was a little, you know, religious. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with good, clean living.

Then I was at the gym the other night watching TV without the sound, and he came on the screen, and all I could think was, Oh, no, he's got the crazy eyes. You know what I mean -- all blank-faced and deep sockets and grim zealotry shining off him like a marathon runner on a 105-degree race day. And from what I can gather, Mike Seaver's new career is to run around the country telling most of usl we're going straight to hell because we're gonna be --- GASP! ---LEFT BEHIND (II).

I'm, like, pro-God on any given day, but I dunno... I just can't get my crazy eyes on for Him or, well, anything. My thinking is, if it makes you go round the bend, maybe it's just not worth it.

*Sigh.* See you in hell.